so that wasn’t horribly traumatizing. which, i mean, is pretty good for a genii episode. *side-eyes ladon radim* …i guess he’s less intolerable than kolya. as far as i know.

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lumpenspaceproletariat:

dearnonacepeople:

knight-of-antioch:

If you’re Christian I hope you don’t believe asexuality exists because you are implying you and/or others are immune from sinful lust, which is applying divine properties to humans and therefore defying crucial theological principles.

It’s just in asexuals are actually have divine properties 

lmao oh my goodness

finally the recognition i deserve, the godly kind

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pleatedjeans:

via

pleatedjeans:

via

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hetaliantimelady:

logs on deviantart

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logs off deviantart

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norsedoom:

I expected nothing less.

norsedoom:

I expected nothing less.

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comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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consulting-cannibal:

Ah, interesting news, citizens! It appears as though one of our newest residents, and former traitor from Desert Bluffs, has been seen many times near the dog park. Now, we all know the dog park is off limits to people and dogs, but our newest “Mr. Crowley” has been seen snarling and staring at the hooded figures with his dog. The snarling I get, but the staring? I’m sorry sir, but that is a definite violation to dog park regulation. Witnesses say Mr. Crowley’s eyes turn red and glow as he does his daily ritual of snarling and staring, but really, does that make him any better than us? It must be that Desert Bluffs mentality, I suppose!

Finished trade with the lovely takeyourdramamine! Y’WANTED SOME CROWLEY AND GROWLEY AT THE DOG PARK and I did my best!! Hope you like it as much as I like your half, bb!! (❁´◡`❁)

frakitsdababa85:

nenime:

Hannibal spotted heading through McDonalds drive thru.

And that’s how the world found out the truth about the McRib.

frakitsdababa85:

nenime:

Hannibal spotted heading through McDonalds drive thru.

And that’s how the world found out the truth about the McRib.

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zeusesdeuces:

this week on “I didn’t ship it until I saw it on Tumblr”

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cyanidecaps:

jennakay:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake 

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I’ve changed my mind.

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Lady comes in and says ‘I can’t log in to this Gmail account!’ And I’m like? Do you have the password? She responds, ‘Yes, I have it right here!’ So I open up a browser on my computer to log in and check if it’s actually the right password which is when she says, ‘Oh, how did you get to that login screen? When I open Gmail it just goes to my email!’

…I don’t have the temperament for help desk. The average human is just way too depressing.

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