"My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident."

Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)

(Source: dansmithsconverse, via garama)

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What she says: I'm fine
What she really means: Hail Hydra
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the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via sexually-stroke-my-wings-dammit)

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akailolita:

mpreg sounds like a file extension 

(via frijae)

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punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

(via wolfish-willow)

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(Source: brandyalexanders, via mydearchevy)

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elementarystan:

Ha! I knew it!

(via knightofthetrapezoidaltable)

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spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

(Source: iwrestletacos, via michaelemerhouse)

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Favourite People: Steve Buscemi
↳ "When I get cast, I always flip to the end of the script to see if my character gets beaten up or killed."

(via wingsofcheese)

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Don’t look at me. I do what he does, just slower.

(Source: rocketrccn, via subcommandersnake)

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snowmissus:

i just said frodo could be the ring bearer for bilbo and thorin’s wedding and then i realized

(Source: thorinbruhkenshield, via determamfidd)

papermachette:

Been working on this for some time now and I am so glad I was able to finish it. I actually had to redraw the whole thing, mainly the first page. because I really disliked how the first draft was turning out. I apologize for shitty dialogue. I’m not really good at those, if someone has a better way to word it, I’m all ears.

This takes place in Laketown and it’s a few days before they leave to the mountain. Thorin seeing how he is really close in taking back his home asks Bilbo a question. 
In the end both of them can’t keep their promises.

bigger image here

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