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jenny-thunder-and-the-idjits:

Stumbled on The Sacred and the Profane.

Seriously needed some happy thoughts.

Sorry if it’s hard to read, I havn’t made many comics. I’ve got another as sort of a prequel to this that I’m working on too.

No really tho, Sacred and Profane is amazing, but it’s also the most horrible thing I’ve ever read so be warned :D

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ever-so-plucky:

Do you ever just cry because

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tio-trile:

I wanted to make nice sweet pics

but they always turn out this way

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candragloomblade:

When St. Patrick was banishing snakes from Ireland, one snake didn’t want to leave (and GO fans can guess snake’s name). Then St. Patrick built a wooden crate and assured the snake that it can never possibly fit inside the crate. The insulted snake was bent on proving him wrong and got trapped. And St. Patrick swiftly sealed the crate and threw it into the deep sea waters.

Crowley was drifting for a while and was fearing a soon discorporation, but he was finally washed ashore. And at the very same time Aziraphale was sitting on the said shore, pondering on eternal matters. Noticing the crate, he decided to open it out of curiosity. As soon as he opened it, rejoiced Crowley jumped right into his arms, changing his shape on the fly.

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hegelsbagels:

Source: http://ankaris.deviantart.com/

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ololord:

“Everything will be good one day, dear brother. Don’t give up.”

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tangelojack:

What can I say?

Sorry, I’m also a Homestuck???

Here you can blame this thing I saw a while ago

http://endofthyme.tumblr.com/post/25943529338/so-i-was-thinking-about-omenstuck-and-how-crowley

Excuse me while I scream about this perfection and wholeheartedly accept ALL OF THE BLAME. :DDDDD

hoursago:

my things for shinobi at the good omens holiday exchange last year yooo

i noticed she was fond of rose so i tried to include her!! but then i forgot she probably never encountered the weeping angels lol… my excuse is that it’s doctor who so like… what! continuity??! hahahaha (cries)

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anadultcatwhowontcauseproblems:

crowley put that down right now its a first edition signed by the author

aziraphale all of your books are first editions signed by the author

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jellos-shots:

Good Omens (written by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett) - Set 7/12

Aziraphale | Crowley | Anathema Device | Newt Pulsifer | War | Death

tio-trile:

I don’t really like the coloured version that much but here it is

P.S. It is “I heart Books” on the mug. I wondered briefly if anyone would think “I heart Boobs” but then someone said that it’s like “I heart Boys” I’m thinking too straight

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srslyarts:

Alternative

I know that there are some country that’s still on 20th December,

but in my place, it’s already 07:32 in the morning of the 21st December

so… yeah… _(:3」∠)_

A Message concerning the Apocalypse

thegirlwithmanynames:

Oh! Goodness, I didn’t see you there. I did have the ‘Closed’ sign up on the shop door, you know —

Ah, yes, I’d forgotten, 2:00 AM was the shop’s opening hour today. Well, I must say, I wasn’t expecting anyone in. All the same, hello there!

I suppose now that you’re here, I might as well pass along a rather important bit of information.

I’ve been told that today’s the alleged end of the world; to be honest, I’m not surprised one of these rumours is going around again. They do so often, especially at the turn of milleniums, but the ‘Y2K’ scare was only Crowley having a bit of fun, and the millennium before that was ghastly, the French were quite worried — I’m showing my age, aren’t I?

Either way, neither Crowley nor I have heard anything from our superiors, so there really is nothing to worry about this time. Adam is healthy and doing quite well, and nothing has bothered us so far.

Although, I suppose it couldn’t hurt to be extra careful…perhaps I should ask Crowley if he still has that tyre iron of his. Only in emergencies, of course! Violence is never the answer.

The hip way to express happiness these days is the thumbs-up, isn’t it? Everything will be a-okay. No need to panic, it’s all under control. Just sit back and enjoy a nice cup of cocoa to warm you in this colder weather, and read a good book for comfort. Sleeping, at this hour, might be to be recommended as well.

Goodbye, and thank you for listening!

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misteranthonyjcrowley:

Crowley realized too late that you don’t have to Cinderella smooch another SBURB player when they have just been knocked out by being shot with a paintball. Only do that when they’re dead, you silly duck. HAhaha kissing someone when they’re alive. What a silly concept.

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bubbabadpapada felt like doing panel edits

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