when theres no fic for your otp
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i may or may not have read well over a million words of hobbit fanfic in the last week. probably closer to 2 million actually. allegedly, i mean. again, i may or may not have done this. you may never know.
also goddammit who is to blame for me never having discovered sansûkh until now??? (p.s. that is neither a confirmation nor a denial of the quantity of fic i have consumed)
is there actually sims fanfiction
how do you dialogue?????
She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,
"Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo."
He will never look at her in the same way again.
THIS IS SCARY AND CONFUSING
“More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call.”
This has been a blast! Thank you all so much for the encouraging feedback and enthusiastic response. It was a long road, but our idiot boys (and Red Queen!) have finally got their shit together.
BootsnBlossoms and I will be back soon, with more plotty goodness!
We love you guys!
On the one hand, I am euphoric because this fic is just beautiful and I have eagerly awaited every one of its very, very frequent, lovely, long updates. On the other hand, it is finished and now I won’t get any more updates. -cries because mixed emotions- …I guess I’ll have to re-read it. Again. For the eighth time.
“You see, she’s a temptation herself. And you can’t tempt a temptress.”
“That doesn’t help me.”
“It wasn’t meant to. You’re not supposed to do anything.”
“Not a thing.” Q kisses the bewildered expression off Bond’s face, though he’s been keen to improve it over the years that only Q can really see it. “If she wants you, she’ll come and get you.”
Bond lays back, already lethargic, and lets him take the kiss downwards. Q is such a terrible influence. “And does she want me?”
“That’s enough secrets for today, Mr. Bond.”
[In which Bond and Q are an angel and a demon with An Arrangement, respectively, and Moneypenny is the Woman, in all senses of the word.]graphic inspired by strawberrysurfers’s style :3
loosely based off annicron’s drawing: [x]
title from pablo neruda’s love sonnets.
AU, shameless domestic cuteness, thorin in a waistcoat.
“Imagine being forever known as Bilbo Baggins, that queer fellow from Hobbiton who ran off with dwarves. Don’t you know? He came back with treasure but lost his voice and heart on the way.”
i have like 609453804 books to read
but you know what i’m gonna do
i’m gonna buy more books
And then I will read fanfiction.
and then i will read books that i’ve already read
I posted my tentative headcanon for Q’s name the other day, and normally that would be that, but I kept thinking about it and then I ended up spending the better part of yesterday and today writing 2800 words of fic. It needs like three more run-throughs or so before I post on AO3, but here you go. I welcome Britpicking, grammar and spelling corrections (though I think I caught the obvious ones), and concrit. Enjoy.
Oh, and this contains my first sex scene, so that bit’s probably terrible. ^^;; It’s mostly character study and banter, though, I promise!
I have read a third of the Skyfall fanfiction on AO3 in the last few days (at current count there are 545, and I’ve read nearly 200 x___x). I have finals next week and like six homework project things due in the next two days. I realize I have a problem. It’s just… 00Q. ;______; I need it.
A loving tribute to fanfiction clichés!
(for hungrylikethewolfie, who also lives a trope-appreciation life ♥ )
Your voice is so lyrical and then you start singing completely seriously about sex pollen and I lose my shit.
oh my god this is amazing
PERFECTION. I’M CRYING. (WITH LAUGHTER.)