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jenny-thunder-and-the-idjits:

Stumbled on The Sacred and the Profane.

Seriously needed some happy thoughts.

Sorry if it’s hard to read, I havn’t made many comics. I’ve got another as sort of a prequel to this that I’m working on too.

No really tho, Sacred and Profane is amazing, but it’s also the most horrible thing I’ve ever read so be warned :D

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maladicta:

im pretty sure my entire life is just a really complex Good Omens reference

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tigerfeel:

Karkat: Contact Heaven.

Karkat felt his enthusiasm wilt as if rained on, which impression might have been helped along by the sizzling, blue-tinted drizzle now filling the circle. He tried to pretend it wasn’t happening.

He plunged on: “Well, you can just make sure that‑”

“Neigh, but we will win, Karkat.”

metatron

more like sweatatron amirite

ever-so-plucky:

Do you ever just cry because

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laura-long-socks:

kaytara-art:

Love your art as always. Crowley looks so wonderfully lanky here. (though damn, I want to feed him.)

He’s probably one of those bastards with a super metabolism

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tio-trile:

I wanted to make nice sweet pics

but they always turn out this way

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candragloomblade:

When St. Patrick was banishing snakes from Ireland, one snake didn’t want to leave (and GO fans can guess snake’s name). Then St. Patrick built a wooden crate and assured the snake that it can never possibly fit inside the crate. The insulted snake was bent on proving him wrong and got trapped. And St. Patrick swiftly sealed the crate and threw it into the deep sea waters.

Crowley was drifting for a while and was fearing a soon discorporation, but he was finally washed ashore. And at the very same time Aziraphale was sitting on the said shore, pondering on eternal matters. Noticing the crate, he decided to open it out of curiosity. As soon as he opened it, rejoiced Crowley jumped right into his arms, changing his shape on the fly.

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hegelsbagels:

Source: http://ankaris.deviantart.com/

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castayel:

are we still doing these I’ve been living under a rock for the better part of last week

Good Omens musical where every song Crowley sings is set to the tune of Queen

including duets and ensembles

bonus points if Aziraphale walks off at some point muttering “Be-bop…”

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ololord:

“Everything will be good one day, dear brother. Don’t give up.”

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dannackles:

hey baby did it hurt when you sauntered vaguely downwards

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time-travelling-idjits:

Forget the herse ‘cause I’ll never die. I got nine lives, cat’s eyes, using every one of them and running wild

asoftermi6:

apples are fucking healthy (sequel to what good would wings be)
good omens au, bond/q/moneypenny ot3, rated m, 5k words

“You see, she’s a temptation herself. And you can’t tempt a temptress.”

“That doesn’t help me.”

“It wasn’t meant to. You’re not supposed to do anything.”

“Anything?”

“Not a thing.” Q kisses the bewildered expression off Bond’s face, though he’s been keen to improve it over the years that only Q can really see it. “If she wants you, she’ll come and get you.”

Bond lays back, already lethargic, and lets him take the kiss downwards. Q is such a terrible influence. “And does she want me?”

“That’s enough secrets for today, Mr. Bond.”

[In which Bond and Q are an angel and a demon with An Arrangement, respectively, and Moneypenny is the Woman, in all senses of the word.]

graphic inspired by strawberrysurfers’s style :3 

didntyouhaveaflamingsword:

YOU LIKE GOOD OMENS

YOU ARE FRIEND

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tangelojack:

What can I say?

Sorry, I’m also a Homestuck???

Here you can blame this thing I saw a while ago

http://endofthyme.tumblr.com/post/25943529338/so-i-was-thinking-about-omenstuck-and-how-crowley

Excuse me while I scream about this perfection and wholeheartedly accept ALL OF THE BLAME. :DDDDD